The Toronto G20 Summit of June 26-27, 2010, hosted by Stephen Harper, was an incredibly expensive undertaking that resulted in massive human rights violations against members of the public at the hands of the police. Despite this, politicians refuse to call a full public inquiry and hold police—as…

Harper to Toronto: STFU or this will happen to you too.

Doug is a failure desperately trying to hide his ineffectiveness inside the bluster of a bully. And the city of Toronto is his schoolyard.

Hurts, doesn’t it, Mr.Ford?

It hurts to have your weaknesses exposed. Even if Doug Ford actually reads these words, and even if he categorically denies them, the fact is people continue to detect the reek of failure upon him. Especially after he makes his next speech, blaming the media, blaming the lack of subways, blaming anything but himself or his brother, people will still raise an eyebrow and think to themselves, “Yeah right. Loser.”

Doug Ford and Autism | Ari Goldkind

I don’t know Ari Goldkind, but he’s got Brother Dumbfuck down cold. Cue the squawking from the Attack Parrots™ at Ford Asspimple.

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“In a classic case of protesting too much, the Globe and Mail recently ran a masthead editorial insisting that Ford was a “non-conservative.” When Toronto’s antiquated power and drainage systems were overwhelmed by a powerful summer storm in 2013, leaving public transit stilled, commuters stranded, streets and roadways flooded, and nearly half a million without power, Margaret Wente complained that “it’s begun to feel too uncomfortably Third Worldish here in Canada.” She forgot to remind readers that it’s precisely the anti-government mantra she constantly relays that got the city into this mess.”

… while the U.S. is more advanced on the inequality curve, both economies are seeing a much larger share of a much smaller pie go to a very small portion of the über-wealthy.

This has made the issue of income inequality a pinnacle political concern for the Canadian public. This isn’t about the perennial divide between rich and poor — this is a political split between those at the very top of the pyramid and everyone else.

The EKOS poll: A dismal time to be young | iPolitics

But that’s OK, right Chrystia? It’ll trickle down, won’t it? Creative destruction floats all boats, right?

The future of the Liberal Party, friends. She’s deeply concerned about these things.

It was “kind of like what they did to Jesus.”

— Doug Ford on Rob Ford in council Wednesday.

But sure, let’s stick to that “tough-on-crime” approach, because it’s working so well.

Stupid on crime is more like it.

Friday night.

(tip of the chapeau to @pogge411 and @impolitical)

“If you still support Rob Ford you are seriously dumb. You don’t deserve to be allowed to handle money or have children or have any sort of position of authority in your career or be involved in any other situation where you have even a scintilla of responsibility over anything. You shouldn’t own a goldfish. You should probably be hospitalized and observed closely for the rest of your life. You are a liability as a person. Need I go on? Okay, I will. You are the most gullible group of morons to ever grace this planet. You make me wish chemical castration could be legally applied based on the comment section of the Toronto Sun’s web site.”

#AssholeCops: not just in Toronto. Just so we’re clear.

Seriously, how much more of a national embarrassment could the fucking RCMP actually be? I mean, apart from beating the shit out of women, harassing their female colleagues, pepper-spraying peaceful demonstrators, tasering immigrants to death at airports and lying about it, sitting there with their thumbs up their asses while serial killers prey on women, and now acting as hired goons for the resource industry … they’re doing a bang-up job, aren’t they.

Fuck you, you worthless sacks of shit.